Monday, November 17, 2008
10 reasons i will not take a job this holiday (contrary to popular belief, i actually need the money, because my mums complaining about funds now, and i dont have enough money for uni anyway)
1. 99.9999% of the jobs are boliao. like giving out flyers
2. i have great customer service with my killer clarity voice
3. safe to stand near me. will not drop porcelain plate on you
4. "oh huh, you didnt order big mac arh?"
5. cos its kool
6. cos everybodys taking it
7. "whoops sorry, i thought the stuff in the toilet bowl was minced beef"
8. woah eh. ur uniform very kool hor
9. even got driver's license
10. uh. do companies even need me
by Ivan at 12:22 am |
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